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With your partner positioned on her back you straddle her head placing your hairy sack in her mouth, with the tip of your wang pointing towards her forehead. While your nads are being thoroughly soaked with her saliva, she jacks you off until you blow goo all over her face. Once her face is thoroughly covered you pull your bag out of her mouth and proceed to drag it across her jizz soaked mug....hence cleaning her face. Once your sack has been completely dragged over her face you lift off and fart, completeing the act of The Carwash with the no touch blow dry!!
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