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A game daily played by bored office workers sitting in their office blocks.  This game is played with two people. One willing and one not. We will call the willing Team A we will call non willing Team B  Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows 1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop 2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone 3 points- Team B tells them to stop. ex: Stop! 5 points- They are warned to stop ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop 7 points- They are screamed at ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit! 10 points- If they are physically abused ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a: Auto win: If Team B quits job If Team A gets too 30 points they win If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points. If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.  Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.  Winner gets satisfaction.

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