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A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a [girlfriend] and spends far [too much time] alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The [implication] being that he is wanking or fucking, i.e. "Pumping" his mattress because he can't root a real Sheila. The meaning of the term and it's use might have nothing in common.
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