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Used to aid a munchjob. Contents include: • (1) hairy mustache (may be used for disguise or simply pleasure) • (1) container of Altoids • (1) pair of tweezers • (3) rolls of dental floss • (10 oz.) tarter sauce (for added flavor)
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