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Pronounced Gone-ah-tock-ah-more-kin. Used as a response to an unwelcomed chat-up line (or just an attempt to hit on you), gonatokamorkins are purposely bad "chat-up lines". Their purpose is to [take the piss] of the person trying to pick you up, making them leave in either [embarrassment] or confusion. Gonatokamorkins can make no sense whatsoever, or they can also sound suggestive (or just plain dodgy), but then turn out to be meant quite literately. This often results in the person finding themselves in a situation that makes them feel rather stupid. Some examples of gonatokamorkins: - Do you want to Panini my bikini? - Do you want to fudge my cookie? - Do you want to sharpen my knife? - Do you want to hit my [interactive] whiteboard? - Can I play with your matches? - How hard is your rock? - Do you want to lick my penguin? - Can I ride in your pope mobile? - Where’s your secret passage? - Do you want to melt my crayon?
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