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Pay-HOE-toe 1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper. 2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being. 3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
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