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An extremely pleasurable past time which is considered by many as the most awesome activity one can partake in whilst alone. A mc fap nap consists of three individual activities in the following order: 1. Purchasing and consuming a large meal from McDonalds, at least a large double [quarter pounder] mcvalue meal or equivalent. 2. A well prepared and lengthy session of [masturbation] i.e. lights dimmed, lube, a high quality yet filthy porno. 3. A nap in a large comfy bed lasting at least 2 hours. Side effects include extreme relaxation and feelings of contentment. Mc fap naps should be used sparingly, so as not to diminish the pleasurable effects of the mc fap nap ([too much of a good thing]). One should also be careful not to overdose on the awesomeness one experiences whilst engaging in this activity, as such a mistake may prove fatal.
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