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ass kicking machine. kicks ass and takes names. can chop a cucumber in half while it rests on your throat. blindfolded. can break cement blocks with t-shirts. can kill a walrus with half a chopstick. can see 40 miles into a dark forest on a moonless night. can smell fear.
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