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A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits... A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball C: his chin D: any other strange or far away area
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