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An ageist monopoly advertising program. They are one of the only advertising programs that explicitly require the user to be over the age of 18, like many other services from Google. It is not known why, but even with this they are still a monopoly. They control about 80-90% of the internet advertising industry. If you dont believe me go and check. Using this service means you support ageist monopolies destroying the world. You are a sick sick person. Remember, there are always non ageist, non monopolistic options available from other companies.
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