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The official scale of fecal size and weight.  Piss Load  - The smallest amount.  Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test.  It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load  Piss Ton  - A very small/small amount.  It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.  Crap Load  - This is a small amount.  It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load  Crap Ton  - This is a small/medium amount.  It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.  Shit Load  - The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount.  Often referred to as "a load of shit".  It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.  Shit Ton  - This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence.  It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.  Fuck Load  - The source of the size "Large".  It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load  Fuck Ton   - The ultimate of the fecal scale.  It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.    *CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*

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