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aka - Blazer's Law When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either: a) park the car in the driveway b) come out to walk the dog c) water the lawn at 2am thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
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