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A type of religion for people who don't believe in god, but want all the perks of being a Christian and/or Jewish. They pray to Buddha and celebrate their own holidays along with the holidays from other religions. Jewsians pray for mostly selfish reasons and party almost constantly. The are the least stingy of any religion unless it comes to money. Their main belief is to have a good time in whatever they do. You can always know who the Jewsians are at the party because they will be the ones partying the longest. Jewsians accept other races into their religion such as blacks, asians, and nerdy white kids. Founder: Amelia Gross
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