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A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'. Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well" Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is" Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is" And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is" Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.
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