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Preamble: Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same. Definitions: Bum: One who asks for a cigarette Holder: One who has cigarettes (1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS: (A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR (B) - The bum is notorious, OR (C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left. (D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot. (2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL: (A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR (B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary (3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
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