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A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president. Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books. Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks. Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman. Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
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