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A swamp donkey may be described as: - A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head - A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch - A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk - A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage. She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV". Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
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