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A magical orifice located in the midsection of the human body. It resembles a balloon knot or devil's onion ring. The smoke that comes out of the midway smells like vine-ripened tomatoes, and you have to wear a cup over it because people try to put their fingers in it while you're playing sports. Its speed is 180psi, and yours makes ssdfhshshhsshshshshshshsssshhhhhh sound, only without a d. You can use a turkey thermometer and baster to find the psi of your midway. Having sex in the midway is acceptable, though some cops will arrest you for doing it.
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