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The complete waste of perfectly donatable organs you see every day on your bus route who thinks he's the driver's personal mascot...always sits right up front occupying the handicap or elderly designated seats, leans across aisle, and yammers incessantly and distracts the bus driver the whole trip and 99% of other riders would like to 'ding' the next-stop button with his face.
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