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A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows: - Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German, - Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs., - In love with Oprah, - In love with a keithcake, - Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
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