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Marblehead is a little town on the east coast of Massachusetts.  This town is noted as the birthplace of the American Navy, but it is also home to one of the biggest groups of rich, snobby, stuck up, ignorant, dumb ass liberals who get whatever they want.  The younger genreation of the town takes what they're priviliged with for granted, and use their $100 a week allowances to buy pot.  The jocks and the sluts have wild drinking parties nearly every Friday which eventually turn into orgies.  The school system is also bullshit.  The students are expected to get perfect grades in everything, and if one obtains lower than the standards, the it's off to community college!    There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example:  The OCD Gamer:  They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law.  If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai.  The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate.  They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money.  Man, life sucks.  The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code: "Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat."  They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap.  I'll remember to tip them after they've filled up my car.  The slut:  The girl that talks about a million words per minute, comapre how many times they gave head at summer camp (I think the record is 4), and are the number one consumers of Yaz.   Some get good grades, but most of them can't even locate Iraq on a world map.  They talk in broken ebonics (yes, it's possible), the length of their skirts matches their IQ, and they wear a good inch of make-up to hide their excessive acne.    So, all in all, don't go to Marblehead.  It's a waste of time, money, and you'll just end up unstatisfied.  Go somewhere awesome in New England, like Portland, NH, VT, Boston, Springfield, ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING MARBLEHEAD!

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