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A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.
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