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To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation. The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when; 1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options. 2. You're Horny. 3. You're Bored. 4. Your both bored AND horny. 5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc. 6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.
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