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The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'. This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T. Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'. Pain!
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