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If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things -make plans then wimp out on them -speak before thinking..often too loud -frequently forget to brush teeth -possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11 Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
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