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Poopy Software Development Methodology A software development methodology designed for contractors to maximize inefficiency to increase client costs and maximize profit. The key tenets of PSDM are: * Coding is done using wizards. Developers use only a sledgehammer and a mouse. * Testing is performed by monkeys banging on keyboards. * The build process involves manually translating java source to byte code using Pico. * Merging is a fun game called 'pin the branch on the trunk'. The team lead is blindfolded and spun around three times, then pushed towards his computer. * Problems are your fault
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