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A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question. A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.
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