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A totally cliche book that wasted a million of trees and has millions of readers hooked on it because of the gorgeous character Edward even though Jasper is better than him.   1) Flat Characters (main character is a complete Mary Sue); the characters have no flaws at all. Bella is clumsy but that's not exactly a character flaw. 2) No action until the very end 3) Bella has no aspirations, no goals, nothing; she wants nothing from life except for Edward. Bella seems to have no substance and no backbone. Where is her sense of self? 4) Why does she like Edward in the first place? He's beautiful? A little superficial, don't you think? 5) Bad prose, even for a first-time writer 6) A glittering vampire... 7) What does Edward see in Bella anyway? 8) No build-up between Edward and Bella. They hate each other at the beginning and then a few pages later, they are in love. 9) Did I mention Edward's beautiful, gorgeous, amber eyes yet? 10) Edward stays outside Bella's house and she finds that cute and amusing? He watches her sleep as well - does anyone else find this creepy? Since when did stalking someone become cute and adorable? Edward loves her for her smell - does she not find that a little disturbing? 11) The only one who should be applauded here is the marketing department: job well done.

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