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Everyone seems to refer to Twilight (the people who hate it, that is) as a stupid book for teenie-boppers that makes 13 year old girls brainwashed. And people say 13 year olds have absolutely no idea whats wrong with Twilight and that they're all stupid and don't know good literature and that the "teenie-boppers" are blind to Bella's Mary-Sueness. Thats partially true. 1) Fuck you. I'm 13. 2) Bella is a nagging, whiny, Mary Sue who says corny things and needs to stfu already about banging Edward. All she wants is to get some. In Breaking Dawn she DID get some, and got knocked up. Then she gave birth to the mutant, showoffy, "look at me, I'm one month old and I can speak in proper sentences!" Nessie that Jacob unfortunately has to be the soulmate of. Edward is boring and wears khaki pants and thinks he can get away with it. It has no morals or actual point.  The AMAZINGG ending of the AMAZING story?: Bella becomes a vampire soccermom, Edward finally got laid, Rosalie almost killed Bella with a scalpel (too bad she didnt) and there was absolutely NO AWESOME WAR, Seriously. I wanted a fucking war. I wanted the Volturi's limbs to be flying everywhere as the Cullens get torn apart in a tangle of Werewolves and sparkly people. But no. Breaking Dawn was wedding, knocked up, Nessie, the end. Also, Stephenie Meyer spoils Bella with dresses, amazing weddings, fancy food and pretty much give Stephenie Meyer whatever she wants. LAME.  I'd write more but I need to go. Dont give me a thumbsdown, you know its true, fangirls.  Alsooo, STFU about this "13 year old teenie bopper"s hit. I'm 13 and I'm not a fucking fangirl.

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