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North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children. Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children. Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch. This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia. Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though. Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.
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