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A wild snorlax is a [mythical beast] with large owl-like eyes with which it can penetrate the darkest of depths.  A strong stork like beak which it uses to tear through even the thickest of skin allowing it to get whatever it desires.  Upon it’s head is draped a mess of thin [straight hair] parting to the sides behind the two human-like ears it owns.  Ears used not for hearing but to help it to better blend in with mankind, on which it preys.  In addition to ears, the wild snorlax walks upright, drawing many a weak hearted to her hungry talons.  For the only wild snorlax that exists is female.  It must breed with a man, after each breeding she feasts on the mans flesh and of ever fifteen men she breeds with only one man will successfully impregnate her.  Once [impregnated], the wild snorlax hibernates for 2 years, month 24, a beast is born.  In conclusion a snorlax is the ugliest of available females, not even human!  And each snorlax reproduces only [enough] for their species to survive.  But all males must be wary of her DEADLY desires.

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