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The thing that all real men want. The "Are you a real man?" test: Question 1) Do you want a cement mixer? Answer: YES! Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer? Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect) Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement Least manly answer: Mixing cement Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer... Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.
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