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Ploggard: To Be Ploggard To Be Ploggard is to be so drunk you are no longer able to converse like a regular human being, most likely to be mistaken as someone suffering from cerebral palsy. (aka a spastic) Loss of co-ordination occurs as well as all moral behaviours. Sexual Hardware is more than likely to fail or become unusable. Gastric discharge will more than lily occur.
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