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the act of taking your dick and slamming it into a drawer, thereby flattening your schlong. you then shit in the girl's mouth, duct tape her mouth closed, and slide your dick into her ass like a credit card and scream "I want shoes, bitch." and you do all of this while listening to the Marseillaise and pray that germany doesn't rape your ass again
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