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A rare, yet contagious disease. Small outbreaks are common among groups of people that tend to piss each other off. For this to occur, the conditions must be just right; One individual must be angry and have access to a foot of some sort, and another individual is to be unaware. When the footupass is committed, the angry person must kick his foot (as if to kick a ball) up into the rectal column of the unaware individual. This will spring a fight, and more footupass may occur. Consequences may include bleeding, broken ankles, necks, pelvises. The only known cure for this is a form of Native American tribal dance, but that secret died with the last pope. Footupass is to be blamed for more deaths per year than for forklift-related accidents.(circa 1992) *Surgeon General's Warning: According to the state of California, footupass may cause cancer in pregnant women and children under the age of two.
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