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A hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following: 1. Everyone likes me. 2. My shit is the most important thing in the world. 3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty. 4. Is the Earth still flat? 5. Look at me! I have big titties! Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?
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