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A bird-like woman who appears in 2008 [advertisements] and commercials for Mederma, a product for scar treatment. Originally raised by wolves, the Mederma lady lives in a cave and only comes out to frighten audiences on television and in magazines. Even after her scars fade, she still has the ability to frighten such villains as Nosferatu, [Frankenstein], and the notorious Voldemort. The Mederma lady preys on young children and Unicorns. Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for the Mederma lady. She is to be feared. If you catch a glimpse of her, please wash your eyes out with pepper spray to reverse the process of blinding. Also can be used to describe a female who would almost be [attractive] if it weren't for her face.
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