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The dumbest being alive... ever. Usually next to the second dumbest being alive, cheney. Can be usually found near cacti and other desert plants. Feeds on doritos hoho's and other mind numbing foods and gets erections watching bambi and other gay disney characters. Makin words up is its favorite passtime and although he usually doesnt know where the hell he is most of the time, he ALWAYS finds the wrong thing to say at precisely the wrong time. Its does not defecate (its full of shit). When out of its natural habitat, eggs and other vegetables and sometimes even rocks are attracted to it with a magical variation of the already known gravitational pull. AKA agressive demonstrations.
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