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An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in [elementary school], and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit [on the floor] and he is [in the chair] with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
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