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Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she: -wants to have babies with Joe Jonas. -wants me to watch Sweeney Todd. -uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob. -is a noob. -is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu). -is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here -is meh sex buddy. -is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak. -Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish. -lives with Jack in Halloween Town. -uses the word babycakes too much. This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
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