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The average guy, but has a large penis. Is kick ass at soccer and wishes he was good at kicking for football. Has a zesty girlfriend whos name starts with "s" but she lives far. Has a kick ass bestfriend down the street he doesnt hang out with enough cause he is hanging out with "hard asses"
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