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An ill advised experiment to construct an automobile from the following items; 1. Upturned tin bathtub. 2. Low-grade plastic novelty items from a charity shop. 3. A moldy turd. 4. A fresh turd. 5. The contents of yesterdays 'jam-rag' bin. 6. A used Johnny. 7. Discarded unwashed clothing reclaimed from the bins behind a well 'stocked' hospice. 8. Another turd. The Ford KA stood out from the crowd because of its particularly charming ability to induce pointing, laughing, projectile vomiting & dry minges.
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