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The strongest, most painful disease ever known. Confirmed to be a "sister disease" to foxtrot. Leaves no mark of illness for autopsies to confirm. Founded By Chief Grand Cherokee and Basketball Face. It is contracted by driving a Dodge. The only two known cures for chest disease are chest disease pills supplied by codename: Demon Shark who refuses to sell his discovery. The second cure is by growing a starky beard. This causes the chest disease to be blasted out the chest of the diseased individual. Only known symptom is massive chest pain. Chest disease can be prevented by driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee (Chief Grand Cherokee aided in the development of this particular machine). Tony Stark, Solid Snake, and Kakarot are the only known survivors of chest disease.
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