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ennifer is a level 28 half elf who controls spirits, talks to dogs and collects cat feet for her dark magic rituals. Her and her companion, Jeff the Hill Giant of New Mexico defeated the nefarious red dragon of Middle Earth. Unfortunatly her man, Jeff is a weirdo masochist who snorts highly addictive hallucanagenic grannet stones. In her free time Ennifer skips around with her imaginary pet mice, that really exist (she suffers from a bit of schizophrenia). Currently they are fighting methheads.
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