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A stringed instrument descended from the lute, and standardised in its modern form in 18th century spain. Perhaps the most poular stringed intsrument in the world, owing to its accesability, portability and musical versatility. A magnet (apparently) for the resentment of those too thick, and without skill enough to play them. Also widley accredited with the breakup, loss of sexual relationships among the thick and unskilled as their sexual partners inevitably, prefer the ministrations of the deft and skillful, indicated by their preferance for guitar playing. and large penises. (see also american blues, tight pants, Jimmy Page).
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