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Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy. The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers. well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism: Daina - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the "caveman style" sex. Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds! Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil monkey Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of team ASS; likes to strip when drunk Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7
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