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A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"
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