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The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a [circular motion] to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom. At this point, the condom containing the feces is placed in a freezer, and is to remain there until the stool filled condom is frozen solid¹. Once completely filled AND frozen, the condom is inserted directly into the vaginal/anal cavity, wasting no time from the point of removal from the freezer, ensuring sheer "Alaskan" [authenticity]. At this point, the homemade sex toy can be left in the cavity, or inserted and removed continuously, as one would with a dildo. This may take quite some time to prepare indeed, so pre-planning is a must. However, [there is nothing] preventing the reuse of the "hot pocket." ¹The mean freezing point of human excrement is 14°F, -10°C, 263.2 K
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