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Usually a male who is a Leo and enjoys police oriented tv. Wears patriotic shirts to mask his real love for penis. Tends to be 5'to 5'7" tall. Spends most his time on social networking sites. Has no life but tends to garden and clean. But after the hard work he enjoys pleasuring himself in front of his computer and on waterbeds. Also tends to have penis envy for his lack of girth and length.
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