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veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing -verb (used with object) 1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized. ..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you 2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair. ..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you -noun 3. a beating or assault. ..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum 4. someones faecal matter. ..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum 5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report. ..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum
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